Intellectual Taunts & Insults
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” – Stephen Bishop “He is a self-made man & worships his creator.” – John Bright “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill “A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” – [...]
Bad News & Worse News
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news.” “Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That’s terrible,” said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
Turtle Mugging
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don’t know, it all [...]
Bar Insults
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
Ugly Baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up [...]
Space Pen
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below [...]
Dinner With The Mother-In-Law
A patient says: “Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: “Could you please pass the butter.” But instead I said: “You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life”.”
Spontaneous Musical: Library – Reading On A Dream
Prangstgrüp was a group of students that staged various pranks and performances and recorded them. Sadly the group is no longer active. In this video they break the silence of the library by breaking into song. – Tim
Spontaneous Musical: College Lecture – REACH!
Prangstgrüp was a group of students that staged various pranks and performances and recorded them. Sadly the group is no longer active. In this video they interrupt a lecture and break into song. – Tim
Spontaneous Musical: Airport – Vending Machine
http://lastminute.com put together this viral marketing video promoting discounted theater tickets when you order a vacation through their website. The 17 people in this musical aren’t from "Improve Everywhere," but some aspects of their musical was take from the "Food Court Musical" which was done by Improve Everywhere. – Tim
