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Funny Transportation #1

Tim — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:19:35 +0000

Here are 25 funny pictures that have to do with transportation. This is the first set of funny transportation pictures and hopefully with a lot more to come. Enjoy!

- Tim

Amish Limo

Real Indians Ride Buses

Look in both mirrors before you cheat!

It’s not a good idea to leave your car doors open at night during winter

Wheelchair for carpooling

Zero horse power, just people power…

Dogmobile

Half car half refrigerator

Car lock, extra security

Car garden

1st & 2nd class full, only 3rd class available…

GPS

Powered by Nintendo

Rednecks don’t need a lake to water ski

What became of your stolen lawn mower and bicycle

1 wheel drive

Never buy cheap paint

Badass biker

Car trunks are overrated

Too bad they still won’t pay you out

Horses need gas too

Wooden motorcycle

Cheap Tours

Redneck pool

Helicopter car

Funny Animals #1

Tim — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 12:59:31 +0000

Here are 25 funny pictures of animals. This is the first set of funny animal pictures and hopefully with a lot more to come. Enjoy!

- Tim

This is your dog on drugs!

Don’t bark up the wrong tree!

To market to market to buy a fat…?

Police dog and police deer

Hairy dishwasher

Wooden slides suck

Lunch time!

This cat likes to party hard

Camel popsicle

How the avian bird flu got started

Two Asians and one hungry seal

One happy dog

Wannabe zebra

Kitten has a gangster ride

Green means "fly"

Cat Lucha Libre

Don’t bite more than you can chew…

Thirsty monkey

Anything for a peanut

Homeless dog

Secrets make friends and even earn snacks

Does your insurance cover elephants?

Grumpy old senior dogs

Our owner is a gay sick freak

Is that another lion? Let me see that!

Porn For Women

Tim — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:22:21 +0000

Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative published the book "Porn for Women." According to them, they "asked women, young, old, rich, and poor, "What really, really gets you hot?" Armed with their findings, they worked day and night to create Porn for Women." Dream on! These are a few pictures are from their book. If you’re interested, you can purchase it from Amazon.com. Enjoy!

- Tim

Book cover: PORN FOR WOMEN

Don’t want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.

As long as I have legs to walk on, you’ll never have to take out the garbage.

I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black peper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.

Hold that thought a second, I want to pull over to ask for directions.

I don’t have to have a reason to bring you flowers.

Is that the baby? I’ll get her.

I know. Let’s take you shoe shopping!

Ooh, Look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we’ll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.

I like to get to these things before I have to be asked.

Funny Costumes #1

Tim — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:34:01 +0000

Here are 25 pictures of funny (interesting & odd) costumes. This is the first set of funny costume pictures and hopefully with a lot more to come. Enjoy!

- Tim

Clown vs. Army

Ronald McDonald arrested by police

Homer & Marge Simpson

Ballet & Guns

Darth Vader as a kid

Kool-Aid – Oh Yeah! (Oh No!)

Guy Cheerleader

Octomom with her babies

Ever see a fat ninja?

Fat Flash

Scimitar fighter

Team Rocket: James

Sesame Street: Bert

Old baby

Snow White: Wife & Mother

Winnie The Pooh: Tigger

Too fat to fit into costume

Bull Terrier: Pig

Until rope do you part

Pink dress

Fat black Spider-man – Venom

Badass biker – Santa

Badass biker bunny

Fat Batman

This is Sparta! – Soldier

Funny Signs #1

Tim — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:50:04 +0000

Here are 25 pictures of funny signs. This is the first set of funny sign pictures and hopefully with a lot more to come. Enjoy!

- Tim

WARNING: FEED A PIGEON LOSE A FINGER

WARNING: CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS

THOSE WHO THROW OBJECTS AT THE CROCODILES, WILL BE ASKED TO RETRIEVE THEM

THIS PHONE IS TAPPED

Thank you for driving carefully through the village

..SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

Serpent River: WEATHER STATION

PRIVATE PARKING: UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE WORKED OVER WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER…

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN. COPS HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON.

PLEASE DRIVE SAFELY: UNMARKED NUCLEAR WARHEADS TRAVEL THESE ROADS

NOTICE: THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THIS NEW NOTICING – YOUR NOTICING IT HAS BEEN NOTED

NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR: OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT IS CLOSED. – MANAGER

NOTICE: PLEASE DO NOT THROW STONES AT THIS SIGN – thank you

MR. TOSKANA – HAS HAD AN EXPENSIVE DIVORCE AND NOW NEEDS THE MONEY, SO SALE NOW ON!!

KEVIN Henson CAN GAMBLE BuT HE CAN’T PAY CHILD SuPPORT

JACOB VON HOGFLUME 1864-1909 – Inventor of time travel. lived here in 2063

@ Internet –> 100m

How many times has your teenaged daughter said "like" today? 2670243

HITCHHIKERS MAY BE ESCAPING INMATES

HAND CAR WASH

Get A BRAIN! MORANS – GO USA

First Iraq Then France Then Hollywood Then You Hippies!

Connecticut Welcomes You – Birthplace of George W. Bush – We Apologize

BE PREPARED FOR THE UNEXPECTED

Babies and Children – BUY 2 GET 3 FREE!

Funny Homeless Bum Signs

Tim — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 05:51:39 +0000

Most of these of homeless bums may be broke and down on their luck… Ah, who am I kidding? 99% of them have mental illnesses or other disorders… There are so many organizations out there to help them and all they have to do is accept the help. BUT, on a positive note… Some homeless bums are creative and funny!

- Tim

WiFE -> HAS -> BEEN KiDNAPPEd!, -> IM SHORT -> .98 -> FOR -> RANSOM!.

Homeless Jedi!

NEED MONEY TO GET DRUNK SO THAT 2 WOMEN CAN TAKE ME HOME AND MOLEST ME

16 WIVES 7 HUNGRY DOGS 3 THIN CATS 25 KIDS AND STILL-HORNY PLEASE HELP WITH LOOSE CHANGE

HELP ME – I AM A DISABLED CLONE WAR VET NEED $$$ TO BUILD DETH STAR

GIVE ME SOME MONEY, OR I’LL KICK YOU IN THE FACE!

CHECKS NO LONGER ACCEPTED FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:

HOMELESS BILL NEEDS RICH WOMAN

WHY LIE!! I NEED A COLD BEER

NEED CASH FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH

LET’S DO LUNCH U-BUY

OBAMA AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS CHANGE

WILL – CUSS OUT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW (FOR A DOLLAR)

SPENT ALL MY $$ ON CARDBOARD AND MARKER

Time Traveller Help! Need $$ for New Flux Capacitor

REPLACED BY CGI – PLEASE HELP

homeless + hungry God bless!!!!! PayPal: 40dude@gmail.com

NEED GAS MONEY FOR MY HUMMER – GOD BLESS!

NiNJA’S KiLLED MY FAMiLY – NEED MONEY FOR Kung-Fu LESSONS.

Will Take Verbal Abuse For $1.00

WiLL CODE HTML FOR FOOD – PLEASE HELP - GOD BLESS YOU!

BETCHA CANT HIT ME WITH A QUARTER!

I used to be a MEDIA PLANNER at a NYC Ad Agency. but I got fired! Why? Because our client…

Please have change ready for homeless.

SUPPORT HOMELESS BEASTS ON THE STREETS. NOT JUST THE LOTTERY. YOU COULD BE HOMELESS SOMEDAY.

A VIETNAM VET WAS HERE NOT ANY MORE. HE RECEIVED THE BENEFITS HE DESERVED.

The Russians Are Coming! They Are A True Threat!

Tim — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:18:11 +0000

I don’t feel safe anymore and I won’t be able to sleep at night knowing that somewhere in Russian is a dangerous man in a little wagon with a gun! But seriously, what kind of training can they be doing? Maybe paroling the base? On their way to attack Georgia (again)?

- Tim

The Russians are coming!

Russia’s Response To The American Hamburger…

Tim — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 08:42:01 +0000

The Russian text reads: "Our response to the American hamburger!" It’s probably delicious, if caviar is your thing. But, I don’t think it will make it to the Dollar Menu…

- Tim

The caviarburger

When Men Cook…

Tim — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:54:02 +0000

A common misconception is that men can’t cook. This is widely believed by and spread by, women. LIES! A lot of men can cook! It’s just that they’re probably not the best for the job…

- Tim

When men cook…