- Tim

Lyrics:

No one ken to ken to sivmen,
nor yon clees toju maliveh.
When i gez aju zavateh na nalechoo more,
new yonooz tonigh molinigh,
Yon sorra shooo,
yes ee shooo, ooo.
-Ken leee
tulibu dibu douchoo
Ken Lee,
Ken lee meju more.
Ken Lee
tulibu dibu douchoo
Ken Lee,
Ken lee meju more

- Tim

- Tim

- Tim

Lyrics:

We’ve just had eight long years of an inept administration,
Cheney shot his friend and George was mostly on vacation
Mission Accomplished in Iraq was he f*cking high on crack?
George rivals Sarah Palin with his verbal diarrhea
He cant even say the word nuclear, how can he deal with North Korea?
At least he never attacked Iran, although his Dad puked on the head of Japan

We’ve finally reached the day we’ve waited for
Now we can say, Bye, George!

Its unbelievable how much he undermined the constitution
His monkey face explains his disbelief in evolution
So preoccupied with desert soil axis of evil, or axis of oil?
While George and Dick were loving their Republican cotillion
Our debt was climbing up past a remarkable 10 trillion
And the world just watched their gaffes, not knowing whether to cry or to laugh

We’ve finally reached the day we’ve waited for
Now we can say, Bye, George!
As we start Two Thousand Nine, its time to soar
Now we can say, Bye, George!

Well never have another president who’s half as retarded
The shoes might not have missed if his head were a bigger target
He turned out to be such a thug, how can someone so dumb be so smug?
George, you did a heck of a job, just like your buddy Brownie
Cant wait til you and Tricky Dick hightail it out of townie
Well finally have a change, and youll head back to your home on the range

We’ve finally reached the day we’ve waited for
Now we can say, Bye, George!

He promised us that he would catch Osama Bin Laden
[Maybe the U.S. wont be despised]
His heads so small you couldn’t fit the smallest iPod in
[no more, no more,]
Don’t you think its a little strange, that hes so clueless about climate change?
[now we can say, Bye, George!]
George has secret prisons, and Dick holds secret meetings,
[As we start Two Thousand Nine,]
Getting rid of them will be the warmest Seasons Greetings
[its time to soar,]
His ego is supersized, but for dumb he wins the prize
[now we can say, Bye, George!] 

- Tim

Lyrics:

This right wing witch is so unqualified
I feel like reason has just up and died
Howd he pick her as his running mate
How can this moron be a candidate

It starts in her toes, and goes up to her nose
Her stupidity flows, yes it really shows
How could no one have stopped her, she shoots wolves from a copter
How does she fit a gun into those panty hose

Even if you’re OK with McCain
You have to see this womans got no brain
She made the victims buy their own rape kits
Dan Quaile would crush her in a game of wits

It starts in her toes, and goes up to her nose
Her stupidity flows, yes it really shows
Joed have to finish that six pack to make sense of this she-quack
Hasnt taken her long to be completely exposed

What is there left to say,
Its an all you can eat dumb buffet
I just, hmmm

It starts in her toes, then she crinkles her nose
Her stupidity flows, yes it really shows
With that wink and that smile, oh, she is so vile now
Cant name one case other than Wade v. Roe

Its great that shes learned to say maverick, but
Shes more like Viper from that Top Gun flick
Shes Bush and Cheney in a drag disguise, an
Axis of evil runs between her thighs

It starts in her toes, and goes up to her nose
Her stupidity flows, yes it really shows
With that wink and that smile, oh, she is so vile now
What would she do, well, God only knows

Whatever, well never, well never bestow
The title of V.P. on this arctic shmo

- Tim

Lyrics:

Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so f*cking scared of you
As number 2

Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, I’m telling you
Oh man, were through

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me

Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies

Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This f*cking country’s up in smoke
Oh what a joke

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)

Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too

Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl who’s raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I don’t know
Where can we go

Chorus

- Tim

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"The Academy for New Musical Theater is a non-profit organization dedicated to the development of new musicals. For three decades, we’ve been bringing writers, actors and producers together. Now we’re reaching out online with our new site, anmt.tv. ANMT develops new musicals for producers all across the country. Though we’re based in Los Angeles, we work with composers, lyricists and bookwriters across America and abroad."

- Tim

- Tim