Funny Homeless Bum Signs
Most of these of homeless bums may be broke and down on their luck… Ah, who am I kidding? 99% of them have mental illnesses or other disorders… There are so many organizations out there to help them and all they have to do is accept the help. BUT, on a positive note… Some homeless bums are creative and funny!
WiFE -> HAS -> BEEN KiDNAPPEd!, -> IM SHORT -> .98 -> FOR -> RANSOM!.
NEED MONEY TO GET DRUNK SO THAT 2 WOMEN CAN TAKE ME HOME AND MOLEST ME
16 WIVES 7 HUNGRY DOGS 3 THIN CATS 25 KIDS AND STILL-HORNY PLEASE HELP WITH LOOSE CHANGE
HELP ME – I AM A DISABLED CLONE WAR VET NEED $$$ TO BUILD DETH STAR
GIVE ME SOME MONEY, OR I’LL KICK YOU IN THE FACE!
CHECKS NO LONGER ACCEPTED FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:
HOMELESS BILL NEEDS RICH WOMAN
WHY LIE!! I NEED A COLD BEER
NEED CASH FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH
LET’S DO LUNCH U-BUY
OBAMA AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS CHANGE
WILL – CUSS OUT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW (FOR A DOLLAR)
SPENT ALL MY $$ ON CARDBOARD AND MARKER
Time Traveller Help! Need $$ for New Flux Capacitor
REPLACED BY CGI – PLEASE HELP
homeless + hungry God bless!!!!! PayPal: firstname.lastname@example.org
NEED GAS MONEY FOR MY HUMMER – GOD BLESS!
NiNJA’S KiLLED MY FAMiLY – NEED MONEY FOR Kung-Fu LESSONS.
Will Take Verbal Abuse For $1.00
WiLL CODE HTML FOR FOOD – PLEASE HELP - GOD BLESS YOU!
BETCHA CANT HIT ME WITH A QUARTER!
I used to be a MEDIA PLANNER at a NYC Ad Agency. but I got fired! Why? Because our client…
Please have change ready for homeless.
SUPPORT HOMELESS BEASTS ON THE STREETS. NOT JUST THE LOTTERY. YOU COULD BE HOMELESS SOMEDAY.
A VIETNAM VET WAS HERE NOT ANY MORE. HE RECEIVED THE BENEFITS HE DESERVED.