Funny Signs #1

Here are 25 pictures of funny signs. This is the first set of funny sign pictures and hopefully with a lot more to come. Enjoy!

 

- Tim

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WARNING: FEED A PIGEON LOSE A FINGER

 

WARNING: CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS

 

THOSE WHO THROW OBJECTS AT THE CROCODILES, WILL BE ASKED TO RETRIEVE THEM

 

THIS PHONE IS TAPPED

 

Thank you for driving carefully through the village

 

..SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

 

Serpent River: WEATHER STATION

 

PRIVATE PARKING: UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE WORKED OVER WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER…

 

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN. COPS HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON.

 

PLEASE DRIVE SAFELY: UNMARKED NUCLEAR WARHEADS TRAVEL THESE ROADS

 

NOTICE: THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THIS NEW NOTICING – YOUR NOTICING IT HAS BEEN NOTED

 

NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR: OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT IS CLOSED. – MANAGER

 

NOTICE: PLEASE DO NOT THROW STONES AT THIS SIGN – thank you

 

MR. TOSKANA – HAS HAD AN EXPENSIVE DIVORCE AND NOW NEEDS THE MONEY, SO SALE NOW ON!!

 

KEVIN Henson CAN GAMBLE BuT HE CAN’T PAY CHILD SuPPORT

 

JACOB VON HOGFLUME 1864-1909 – Inventor of time travel. lived here in 2063

 

@ Internet –> 100m

 

How many times has your teenaged daughter said "like" today? 2670243

 

HITCHHIKERS MAY BE ESCAPING INMATES

 

HAND CAR WASH

 

Get A BRAIN! MORANS – GO USA

 

First Iraq Then France Then Hollywood Then You Hippies!

 

Connecticut Welcomes You – Birthplace of George W. Bush – We Apologize

 

BE PREPARED FOR THE UNEXPECTED

 

Babies and Children – BUY 2 GET 3 FREE!

 

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