Porn For Women
Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative published the book "Porn for Women." According to them, they "asked women, young, old, rich, and poor, "What really, really gets you hot?" Armed with their findings, they worked day and night to create Porn for Women." Dream on! 
These are a few pictures are from their book. If you’re interested, you can purchase it from Amazon.com. Enjoy!
- Tim
Book cover: PORN FOR WOMEN
Don’t want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.
As long as I have legs to walk on, you’ll never have to take out the garbage.
I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black peper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.
Hold that thought a second, I want to pull over to ask for directions.
I don’t have to have a reason to bring you flowers.
Is that the baby? I’ll get her.
I know. Let’s take you shoe shopping!
Ooh, Look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we’ll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.
I like to get to these things before I have to be asked.
Woman are weird, lol.
And that would be why you don't have a girlfriend.
So men enjoy porn with lesbians in it and apparently women enjoy porn with gay guys in it. huh.
LMFAO that was fraking hilarious
Porn for men could be the same, just with naked women. Instead of flowers it'd be a blowjob, I really wasn't turned on by this, but it's funny!
It was meant to be a joke not turn you on! Obviously its not supposed to turn you on. Just point out that women like men to do stuff once in a while out of no where!!
i get that this is a parody… but it still annoys the hell out of me
"Duh-uh men don't put down the toilet seat yuk yuk men don't ask for directions tee hee." Ugh, new jokes, please. Plus, I thought I was going to be getting porn. I'll take a well-hung barely legal surfer with a waxed chest over some putzy douche making me dinner. I can order dinner over the phone.
That is an excellent observation, Katie. I mean the first half of your post — I wouldn’t know about the second half. The concept is clever, but the writing is lazy and not at all funny.
well, if he does all those things then hes probably gay lol
Oh, baby!
i don't think i know any woman who would find this in any way interesting. it's really kind of offensive. we don't like the housework, we don't want to do the housework, we don't expect men to. and the world wasn't made to revolve around one gender. it's about genders working together to find balance without this "sucking up to the girlfriend" nonsense. porn for women is porn. i can't see why anyone would pay for this book.
as a woman i have to say that none of these get me hot. at all. yeah i want men to do all these things, just not the same ones who do things to me in the bedroom.
And then, she leaves you for being too fraking' nice
Wrongo.. I'll take two or three sweaty grinding bodies any day.
Bastards.
Only problem with that scenario is that women are not attracted to men who do those things. Women are attracted to men who treat them like chattel. Good luck being a "nice guy"
Sure she thinks he's hot, but will she like his boyfriend?
You call it "porn for women", I call it "doing your duty".
This says everything I think about this:
http://xkcd.com/714/
looks suspiciously like women want men to be women…….
Women taking part in the discourse were all sadist or what!!!!
Oh, c'mon… i do all of this stuff for my Love. It shouldn't be such a big deal and i'll bet most men do more around the house (or in my case, around the house and farm) than society and pop-culture give them credit for. It's based on cliched ideas about men akin to one of those stand-up comedians and their formulaic observational "humour" stating obvious differences between this or that, him or her, these or those. But this is very very clever and i got a good laugh from it. I will say that i was hesitant and reluctant to click on the link, lest it was what it proclaimed to be…. But well done to those who put the book together, and this'll add a whole new dimension to our intimate "role playing" in the bedroom… i guess it'll be in the lavatory and in the kitchen now, too. ; )
That's plain crazy. Besides, I bet most woman would hate to actually have a man like those guys.
This is SO incredibly sexist it isn't even funny. :/
It's not really porn, it's just like how men like it when a woman doesn't bother him during sports, or how they would like it if we did all the cleaning.
This would be better if the men were naked while saying these things.
That's just creepy…
I'm pretty sure porn is porn for women.
Weird, my porn has way more nudity and penetration!
liked it a lot… true, as women we just someone that is good to us, that we can be good to back… how else can one let their hair down and relax? lol
Um… no. Porn for me is a physicist cranking out field equation renormalization figures.
Are you f***ing kidding me?
So, in your opinion, women get all hot and bothered when men do housework? This is porn?
I don't know what you've been watching, but the porn I like has naked people and a ton of sex. Like, nonstop f***ing. In every available orifice. It would not include shoe shopping. This is the stupidest post I've seen in a very long time. Congrats on the fail.
wow, this was a very interesting thread to read… it does seem to me that people get off on being treated bad, a little sado-masochistic… i think anyone that doesn't appreciate someone that puts effort in being supportive and aknowledging, has not been on enough bad dates or has not dates enough a**holes… lolol..
some of the most beautiful men i ever dated were some of the worst dates i ever had, and many gorgeous men are as paranoid and psychotic about their looks and weight that it's like dating a 5 year old…
and then there were guys that really impressed me with a goodness i did not expect, because most guys treat their dates so sociopathic that when we meet a guy that is humane, one is surprised… those made the most effect on me, personally… nothing was hotter to me than they guy i was smitten with and then he brings me over a glass of champagne with blueberries and raspberries floating in it… this after he cooked me dinner and bough me my fave cake, tiramisu… all that made me so crazy for him that made some of the best sex i, one, have ever had… lolol.. not only was he so hot to me, but he was a dream date too, never would have thought the two can combine… lol
i learned from every guy i dated that treated me bad how important it is to appreciate a good man, and looking here seems not only are they rare, but unappreciated… i don't blame men for treating women bad if that's what women are asking for… and looking at what women say here, seems that way to me… just so happens i date both men and women, so i can see both perspectives…
i would choose a guy that goes over and beyond for me any day over anyone else, because in relationships people are supposed to go over and beyond for one another… i mean if a couple is not one another's favorite past time and hobby, why r they together? just so they can have 'childish power plays?
i vote for the nice guy, i don't wanna spend my life with an asshole
Mmmm. These guys are hot, in spirit and in looks! I would take them over any macho man any day!
Very sexist and stupid.
apparently women wants to have a worker rather than a husband and they also can't accept the men the way they are! men hate to go too shopping with women. THEY GET BORED, CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THIS?! but unlike women, men never try to force women to do the things they don't like to do.
Feminism: women and men are equal and women can do everything men do
BUT we don't want to clean toilet, we don't want to take out the garbage, we don't want to clean house with chemicals, we don't want to take care of baby at midnight, we don't want to cook food…
dumb feminisms…
I'm just going to say that this is absolutely ridiculous. Straight men give their girl flowers for no reason at all, there are some that like a CLEAN apartment, and there are plenty of WOMEN who would rather watch NFL playoffs than go shopping. My boyfriend, the only person that's ever given me flowers gives them for absolutely no reason at all, refuses to let me go to his apartment until he cleans it, and we love watching football together. Hell, we have rival college teams and the day after his team lost to mine he told me he loves me. This is funny, yes, but it's also really insulting saying all women and men are the same.
OBJECTION!
Crafts are crap!
Oh my goodness, people, this is meant to be funny. It's not meant to actually get you hot or to start a gender war. Geeze. Lighten up.
Wow, could you get any more sexist? Because that's EXACTLY what women consider porn. Give me some guys going at it, or some straight couples getting nasty. This just makes me gag.
wow, good thing this isn't really supposed to be porn for women, its a joke…am i the only one who sees the humor in this? its funny and they used hot guys. you people seriously need to relax or get a life if you're that upset over this not being real porn or if you're offended…cause, really? who cares?
I don't know about all the other ladies out there, but when I look at porn the people are having sex.
Ok so if this is how women want things then all women should look like either models or porn stars ( boobie dependant ). or at least be sluts for us
typical women they all fat and stupid but they want faggotty models that cook them lamb tenderloins? How about some realism
i'm a woman.
i like secks.
moar dick.
This will amuse any woman who has been told by a man "The kettle's boiling, dear!" as he stands beside it reading a newspaper and not stirring a finger.
if this is porn for women, then does that mean sex is a chore to them?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
This is HILARIOUS!
I'm more the type of girl that'll prefer seeing a naked hot guy, but 80% of my friends would love this!
(And my boyfriend) <- don't ask, he's more "feminine" than me and he would surely love me doing all those "details" of love.
men, got frak yourselves, this isn't funny or acurate.
Yeah, can we just get a little chuckle out of this and move on? No, this was never intended to be REAL porn. It's just a little joke. Stop taking it so seriously people.
I thought it was good for a little chuckle, but the stupid comments taking it so seriously (or WAY out of context) just irritate me.
lol don't do this… sure, it might be nice once in a while but no woman wants a wussy. That's not manly.
Um, this isn't REALLY supposed to turn any one on. It's being sarcastic. It's is supposed to be a joke, DUH!!!!!!!!!
It's the thing that ticks off women the most. All the good-looking, sensitive, intelligent men already have boyfriends.
If a woman has a man who says any of those things, or does any of these things… she has a gay.