Tim The Thief » accidents http://timthethief.com Steals the best of the web for you... Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:21:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 The Hunting Accident http://timthethief.com/humor/funny-jokes/07/18/2009/the-hunting-accident/ http://timthethief.com/humor/funny-jokes/07/18/2009/the-hunting-accident/#comments Sun, 19 Jul 2009 03:32:28 +0000 Tim http://timthethief.com/?p=55 A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” 

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. 

The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

 

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