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Evian: Roller Babies

Tim — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:11:43 +0000

Evian has filmed this funny roller babies commercial. The video has been on YouTube for 22 days and when I visited their website today, it was down! The commercial has been a huge hit, almost 8 million views on just one upload of the video. Enjoy!

- Tim

Funny Signs #1

Tim — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:50:04 +0000

Here are 25 pictures of funny signs. This is the first set of funny sign pictures and hopefully with a lot more to come. Enjoy!

- Tim

WARNING: FEED A PIGEON LOSE A FINGER

WARNING: CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS

THOSE WHO THROW OBJECTS AT THE CROCODILES, WILL BE ASKED TO RETRIEVE THEM

THIS PHONE IS TAPPED

Thank you for driving carefully through the village

..SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

Serpent River: WEATHER STATION

PRIVATE PARKING: UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE WORKED OVER WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER…

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN. COPS HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON.

PLEASE DRIVE SAFELY: UNMARKED NUCLEAR WARHEADS TRAVEL THESE ROADS

NOTICE: THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THIS NEW NOTICING – YOUR NOTICING IT HAS BEEN NOTED

NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR: OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT IS CLOSED. – MANAGER

NOTICE: PLEASE DO NOT THROW STONES AT THIS SIGN – thank you

MR. TOSKANA – HAS HAD AN EXPENSIVE DIVORCE AND NOW NEEDS THE MONEY, SO SALE NOW ON!!

KEVIN Henson CAN GAMBLE BuT HE CAN’T PAY CHILD SuPPORT

JACOB VON HOGFLUME 1864-1909 – Inventor of time travel. lived here in 2063

@ Internet –> 100m

How many times has your teenaged daughter said "like" today? 2670243

HITCHHIKERS MAY BE ESCAPING INMATES

HAND CAR WASH

Get A BRAIN! MORANS – GO USA

First Iraq Then France Then Hollywood Then You Hippies!

Connecticut Welcomes You – Birthplace of George W. Bush – We Apologize

BE PREPARED FOR THE UNEXPECTED

Babies and Children – BUY 2 GET 3 FREE!

PETA: Sexy Terrorists

Tim — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:58:17 +0000

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is organizing more and more protests and each protest seems to outdo the last. While its nice when beautiful girls show off their bodies, but how does it help animals? PETA seems to be willing to give up everything for their animal cause; maybe even their lives? This makes me wonder if they care more about animals or if they care more about having a "cause" and being part of something. PETA members are psychos and their Vice President MaryBeth Sweetland is a hypocrite. She has diabetes and is the exception to own rule/belief about using animal by-products. The insulin she takes was tested on animals prior to it being used on humans and insulin contains animal by-products. The way PETA sees things, humans life seems to be worth less than Fluffy’s or Smokey’s. Yes, very crazy. Too bad looks are deceiving, right? Whatever you do, never date or marry a vegan unless you are one! (Vegans do not consume any animal products or by-products. Vegetarians do not consume meat, poultry, fish, or seafood.)

- Tim

Save the Planet – Go Vegetarian.

VEGETARIANS MAKE BETTER LOVERS

Meat Is Murder

THE NAKED TRUTH: KFC TORTURES CHICKS – Boycott KFC

GLUE TRAPS HURT

Clean Your Conscience: Go VEGETARIAN

Turn Your Back on Fur

We’d Rather Go Naked than Wear Fur

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