Bar Insults
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
The Funniest DUI Test
This drunk cowboy sure has dance moves! It seems that alcohol enhanced his dance skills, but subtracted from his intelligence. I guess its true that if you drive drunk, you will get caught. One way or an— yourself? – Tim
Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson Go On A Camping Trip
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and [...]
