Tim The Thief » animals

Turtle Mugging

Tim — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:08:59 +0000

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don’t know, it all happened so fast.”

Funny Animals #1

Tim — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 12:59:31 +0000

Here are 25 funny pictures of animals. This is the first set of funny animal pictures and hopefully with a lot more to come. Enjoy!

- Tim

This is your dog on drugs!

Don’t bark up the wrong tree!

To market to market to buy a fat…?

Police dog and police deer

Hairy dishwasher

Wooden slides suck

Lunch time!

This cat likes to party hard

Camel popsicle

How the avian bird flu got started

Two Asians and one hungry seal

One happy dog

Wannabe zebra

Kitten has a gangster ride

Green means "fly"

Cat Lucha Libre

Don’t bite more than you can chew…

Thirsty monkey

Anything for a peanut

Homeless dog

Secrets make friends and even earn snacks

Does your insurance cover elephants?

Grumpy old senior dogs

Our owner is a gay sick freak

Is that another lion? Let me see that!

PETA: Sexy Terrorists

Tim — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:58:17 +0000

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is organizing more and more protests and each protest seems to outdo the last. While its nice when beautiful girls show off their bodies, but how does it help animals? PETA seems to be willing to give up everything for their animal cause; maybe even their lives? This makes me wonder if they care more about animals or if they care more about having a "cause" and being part of something. PETA members are psychos and their Vice President MaryBeth Sweetland is a hypocrite. She has diabetes and is the exception to own rule/belief about using animal by-products. The insulin she takes was tested on animals prior to it being used on humans and insulin contains animal by-products. The way PETA sees things, humans life seems to be worth less than Fluffy’s or Smokey’s. Yes, very crazy. Too bad looks are deceiving, right? Whatever you do, never date or marry a vegan unless you are one! (Vegans do not consume any animal products or by-products. Vegetarians do not consume meat, poultry, fish, or seafood.)

- Tim

Save the Planet – Go Vegetarian.

VEGETARIANS MAKE BETTER LOVERS

Meat Is Murder

THE NAKED TRUTH: KFC TORTURES CHICKS – Boycott KFC

GLUE TRAPS HURT

Clean Your Conscience: Go VEGETARIAN

Turn Your Back on Fur

We’d Rather Go Naked than Wear Fur

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