Bob Arno: The Fastest Thief In The World

Tim — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:16:54 +0000

Bob Arno is from Sweden where at a young age, by watching the professional thieves he developed his pickpocketing skills. As a profession he is a comedy pickpocket entertainer (con-man comedy), does keynote speaking, and has other jobs in security. Bob Arno is one of the best thieves in the world and the fastest thief. Watch the videos and be amazed!

- Tim

Tom Mabe: Telemarketer Phone Call Prank

Tim — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:45:38 +0000

Comedian/Prankster Tom Mabe tape-records the phone calls he receives and messes around with telemarketers and other callers. This is his most famous phone "prank" (and probably the best telemarketer prank ever).

- Tim

Funny Homeless Bum Signs

Tim — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 05:51:39 +0000

Most of these of homeless bums may be broke and down on their luck… Ah, who am I kidding? 99% of them have mental illnesses or other disorders… There are so many organizations out there to help them and all they have to do is accept the help. BUT, on a positive note… Some homeless bums are creative and funny!

- Tim

WiFE -> HAS -> BEEN KiDNAPPEd!, -> IM SHORT -> .98 -> FOR -> RANSOM!.

Homeless Jedi!

NEED MONEY TO GET DRUNK SO THAT 2 WOMEN CAN TAKE ME HOME AND MOLEST ME

16 WIVES 7 HUNGRY DOGS 3 THIN CATS 25 KIDS AND STILL-HORNY PLEASE HELP WITH LOOSE CHANGE

HELP ME – I AM A DISABLED CLONE WAR VET NEED $$$ TO BUILD DETH STAR

GIVE ME SOME MONEY, OR I’LL KICK YOU IN THE FACE!

CHECKS NO LONGER ACCEPTED FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:

HOMELESS BILL NEEDS RICH WOMAN

WHY LIE!! I NEED A COLD BEER

NEED CASH FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH

LET’S DO LUNCH U-BUY

OBAMA AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS CHANGE

WILL – CUSS OUT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW (FOR A DOLLAR)

SPENT ALL MY $$ ON CARDBOARD AND MARKER

Time Traveller Help! Need $$ for New Flux Capacitor

REPLACED BY CGI – PLEASE HELP

homeless + hungry God bless!!!!! PayPal: 40dude@gmail.com

NEED GAS MONEY FOR MY HUMMER – GOD BLESS!

NiNJA’S KiLLED MY FAMiLY – NEED MONEY FOR Kung-Fu LESSONS.

Will Take Verbal Abuse For $1.00

WiLL CODE HTML FOR FOOD – PLEASE HELP - GOD BLESS YOU!

BETCHA CANT HIT ME WITH A QUARTER!

I used to be a MEDIA PLANNER at a NYC Ad Agency. but I got fired! Why? Because our client…

Please have change ready for homeless.

SUPPORT HOMELESS BEASTS ON THE STREETS. NOT JUST THE LOTTERY. YOU COULD BE HOMELESS SOMEDAY.

A VIETNAM VET WAS HERE NOT ANY MORE. HE RECEIVED THE BENEFITS HE DESERVED.

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Bob Arno: The Fastest Thief In The World

Tom Mabe: Telemarketer Phone Call Prank

Funny Homeless Bum Signs