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Spontaneous Musical: Store – The Customer Is Always Right

Tim — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:23:03 +0000

This musical was created by the Academy for New Musical Theater. In this musical, a spontaneous musical erupts when an irate customer can’t get satisfaction from a store clerk.

"The Academy for New Musical Theater is a non-profit organization dedicated to the development of new musicals. For three decades, we’ve been bringing writers, actors and producers together. Now we’re reaching out online with our new site, anmt.tv. ANMT develops new musicals for producers all across the country. Though we’re based in Los Angeles, we work with composers, lyricists and bookwriters across America and abroad."

- Tim

Turtle Mugging

Tim — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:08:59 +0000

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don’t know, it all happened so fast.”

Bob Arno: The Fastest Thief In The World

Tim — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:16:54 +0000

Bob Arno is from Sweden where at a young age, by watching the professional thieves he developed his pickpocketing skills. As a profession he is a comedy pickpocket entertainer (con-man comedy), does keynote speaking, and has other jobs in security. Bob Arno is one of the best thieves in the world and the fastest thief. Watch the videos and be amazed!

- Tim

Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson Go On A Camping Trip

Tim — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 03:51:28 +0000

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

- Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
- Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
- Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
- Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
- Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”