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Dinner With The Mother-In-Law

Tim — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 07:33:24 +0000

A patient says: “Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: “Could you please pass the butter.” But instead I said: “You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life”.”

Porn For Women

Tim — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:22:21 +0000

Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative published the book "Porn for Women." According to them, they "asked women, young, old, rich, and poor, "What really, really gets you hot?" Armed with their findings, they worked day and night to create Porn for Women." Dream on! These are a few pictures are from their book. If you’re interested, you can purchase it from Amazon.com. Enjoy!

- Tim

Book cover: PORN FOR WOMEN

Don’t want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.

As long as I have legs to walk on, you’ll never have to take out the garbage.

I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black peper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.

Hold that thought a second, I want to pull over to ask for directions.

I don’t have to have a reason to bring you flowers.

Is that the baby? I’ll get her.

I know. Let’s take you shoe shopping!

Ooh, Look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we’ll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.

I like to get to these things before I have to be asked.

JK Wedding Entrance Dance – Recreated

Tim — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:30:24 +0000

Jill Peterson and Kevin Heinz are famous for their Wedding Entrance Dance video and have been interviewed on various TV shows. They were also on the Today Show, where they recreated their wedding entrance dance with their bridesmaids and groomsmen. For those of you that haven’t had enough of their dance, enjoy!

- Tim

JK Wedding Entrance Dance

Tim — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:59:33 +0000

The JK (Jill Peterson and Kevin Heinz) Wedding Entrance Dance video has been online for only 4 days and already millions of people have shared it with friends. If this was my wedding… my family would disown me and my church would excommunicate me! It’s an awesome video, you’ll love it!

- Tim