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		<title>Dinner With The Mother-In-Law</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A patient says: &#8220;Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: &#8220;Could you please pass the butter.&#8221; But instead I said: &#8220;You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life&#8221;.&#8221;]]></description>
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