Intellectual Taunts & Insults
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” – Stephen Bishop “He is a self-made man & worships his creator.” – John Bright “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill “A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” – [...]
Bar Insults
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
Ugly Baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up [...]
