Tim The Thief » marriage

Song: Its All Because The Gays Are Getting Married

Tim — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:21:15 +0000

This funny little song blames all of the problems of the world on the gays. Got dumped? Fired? Now you know why…

- Tim

Porn For Women

Tim — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:22:21 +0000

Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative published the book "Porn for Women." According to them, they "asked women, young, old, rich, and poor, "What really, really gets you hot?" Armed with their findings, they worked day and night to create Porn for Women." Dream on! These are a few pictures are from their book. If you’re interested, you can purchase it from Amazon.com. Enjoy!

- Tim

Book cover: PORN FOR WOMEN

Don’t want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.

As long as I have legs to walk on, you’ll never have to take out the garbage.

I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black peper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.

Hold that thought a second, I want to pull over to ask for directions.

I don’t have to have a reason to bring you flowers.

Is that the baby? I’ll get her.

I know. Let’s take you shoe shopping!

Ooh, Look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we’ll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.

I like to get to these things before I have to be asked.

JK Wedding Entrance Dance – Recreated

Tim — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:30:24 +0000

Jill Peterson and Kevin Heinz are famous for their Wedding Entrance Dance video and have been interviewed on various TV shows. They were also on the Today Show, where they recreated their wedding entrance dance with their bridesmaids and groomsmen. For those of you that haven’t had enough of their dance, enjoy!

- Tim

35 Years

Tim — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:51:53 +0000

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”