Tim The Thief » money http://timthethief.com Steals the best of the web for you... Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:21:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Space Pen http://timthethief.com/humor/funny-jokes/08/08/2009/space-pen/ http://timthethief.com/humor/funny-jokes/08/08/2009/space-pen/#comments Sat, 08 Aug 2009 07:50:04 +0000 Tim http://timthethief.com/?p=605 When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

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- Tim

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: WiFE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!, IM SHORT .98 cents FOR RANSOM!.
WiFE -> HAS -> BEEN KiDNAPPEd!, -> IM SHORT -> .98 -> FOR -> RANSOM!.

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: Homeless Jedi
Homeless Jedi!

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: NEED MONEY TO GET DRUNK SO ThAT 2 WOMEN CAN TAKE ME HOME AND MOLEST ME - DONATIONS ACCEPTED AT, WWW.WIbsYOURDADDY.COM/SPANKMEHARDER.ORGASM
NEED MONEY TO GET DRUNK SO THAT 2 WOMEN CAN TAKE ME HOME AND MOLEST ME

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: 16 WIVES - 7 HUNGRY DOGS - 3 THIN CATS - 25 KIDS AND STILL HORNY - PLEASE HELP WITH LOOSE CHANGE
16 WIVES 7 HUNGRY DOGS 3 THIN CATS 25 KIDS AND STILL-HORNY PLEASE HELP WITH LOOSE CHANGE

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: HELP ME - I AM A DISABLED CLONE WAR VET - NEED $$$ TO BUILD DETH STAR
HELP ME – I AM A DISABLED CLONE WAR VET NEED $$$ TO BUILD DETH STAR

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: GIVE ME SOME MONEY, OR I'LL KICK YOU IN THE FACE!
GIVE ME SOME MONEY, OR I’LL KICK YOU IN THE FACE!

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: CHECKS NO LONGER ACCEPTED FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:
CHECKS NO LONGER ACCEPTED FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: HOMELESS BILL NEEDS RICH WOMAN
HOMELESS BILL NEEDS RICH WOMAN

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: WHY LIE!! I NEED A COLD BEER
WHY LIE!! I NEED A COLD BEER

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: NEED CASH FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH
NEED CASH FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: LET'S DO LUNCH - U BUY
LET’S DO LUNCH U-BUY

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: OBAMA AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS CHANGE
OBAMA AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS CHANGE

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: WILL CUSS OUT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW (FOR A DOLLAR)
WILL – CUSS OUT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW (FOR A DOLLAR)

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: SPENT ALL MY $ ON CARDBOARD AND MARKER
SPENT ALL MY $$ ON CARDBOARD AND MARKER

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: Time Traveler - Help! - Need $ for new Flux Capacitor
Time Traveller Help! Need $$ for New Flux Capacitor

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: REPLACED BY CGI - PLEASE HELP
REPLACED BY CGI – PLEASE HELP

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: homeless + hungry God bless !!!!! - PayPal: 40dude@gmail.com
homeless + hungry God bless!!!!! PayPal: 40dude@gmail.com

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: NEED GAS MONEY FOR MY HUMMER - GOD BLESS!
NEED GAS MONEY FOR MY HUMMER – GOD BLESS!

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: NiNJA'S KiLLED MY FAMiLY - NEED MONEY FOR Kung-Fu LESSONS.
NiNJA’S KiLLED MY FAMiLY – NEED MONEY FOR Kung-Fu LESSONS.

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: Will Take Verbal Abuse For $1.00 :)
Will Take Verbal Abuse For $1.00 :)

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: WiLL CODE HTML FOR FOOD - PLEASE HELP - GOD BLESS YOU!
WiLL CODE HTML FOR FOOD – PLEASE HELP - GOD BLESS YOU!

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: BETCHA CAN'T HIT ME WITH A QUARTER!
BETCHA CANT HIT ME WITH A QUARTER!

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs
I used to be a MEDIA PLANNER at a NYC Ad Agency. but I got fired! Why? Because our client…

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: Please have change rady for homeless
Please have change ready for homeless.

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: SUPPORT HOMELESS BEASTS ON THE STREETS. NOT JUST THE LOTTERY. YOU COULD BE HOMELESS SOMEDAY.
SUPPORT HOMELESS BEASTS ON THE STREETS. NOT JUST THE LOTTERY. YOU COULD BE HOMELESS SOMEDAY.

 

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: A VIETNAM VET WAS HERE - NOT ANY MORE. HE RECEIVED THE BENEFITS HE DESERVED. If you or a veteran you know is not receiving benefits, contact the Missouri Veterans Commission - www.mvc.state.mo.us ~ 1-866-VET-INFO
A VIETNAM VET WAS HERE NOT ANY MORE. HE RECEIVED THE BENEFITS HE DESERVED.

 

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