Tim The Thief » News http://timthethief.com Steals the best of the web for you... Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:21:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Bad News & Worse News http://timthethief.com/humor/funny-jokes/08/08/2009/bad-news-and-worse-news/ http://timthethief.com/humor/funny-jokes/08/08/2009/bad-news-and-worse-news/#comments Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:14:46 +0000 Tim http://timthethief.com/?p=629 A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news.”

“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That’s terrible,” said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

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