- Tim

WARNING: FEED A PIGEON LOSE A FINGER

WARNING: CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS

THOSE WHO THROW OBJECTS AT THE CROCODILES, WILL BE ASKED TO RETRIEVE THEM

THIS PHONE IS TAPPED

Thank you for driving carefully through the village

..SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

Serpent River: WEATHER STATION

PRIVATE PARKING: UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE WORKED OVER WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER…

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN. COPS HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON.

PLEASE DRIVE SAFELY: UNMARKED NUCLEAR WARHEADS TRAVEL THESE ROADS

NOTICE: THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THIS NEW NOTICING – YOUR NOTICING IT HAS BEEN NOTED

NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR: OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT IS CLOSED. – MANAGER

NOTICE: PLEASE DO NOT THROW STONES AT THIS SIGN – thank you

MR. TOSKANA – HAS HAD AN EXPENSIVE DIVORCE AND NOW NEEDS THE MONEY, SO SALE NOW ON!!

KEVIN Henson CAN GAMBLE BuT HE CAN’T PAY CHILD SuPPORT

JACOB VON HOGFLUME 1864-1909 – Inventor of time travel. lived here in 2063

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HITCHHIKERS MAY BE ESCAPING INMATES

HAND CAR WASH

Get A BRAIN! MORANS – GO USA

First Iraq Then France Then Hollywood Then You Hippies!

Connecticut Welcomes You – Birthplace of George W. Bush – We Apologize

BE PREPARED FOR THE UNEXPECTED

Babies and Children – BUY 2 GET 3 FREE!