- Tim

WARNING: FEED A PIGEON LOSE A FINGER

WARNING: CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS

THOSE WHO THROW OBJECTS AT THE CROCODILES, WILL BE ASKED TO RETRIEVE THEM

THIS PHONE IS TAPPED

Thank you for driving carefully through the village

..SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

Serpent River: WEATHER STATION

PRIVATE PARKING: UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE WORKED OVER WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER…

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN. COPS HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON.

PLEASE DRIVE SAFELY: UNMARKED NUCLEAR WARHEADS TRAVEL THESE ROADS

NOTICE: THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THIS NEW NOTICING – YOUR NOTICING IT HAS BEEN NOTED

NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR: OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT IS CLOSED. – MANAGER

NOTICE: PLEASE DO NOT THROW STONES AT THIS SIGN – thank you

MR. TOSKANA – HAS HAD AN EXPENSIVE DIVORCE AND NOW NEEDS THE MONEY, SO SALE NOW ON!!

KEVIN Henson CAN GAMBLE BuT HE CAN’T PAY CHILD SuPPORT

JACOB VON HOGFLUME 1864-1909 – Inventor of time travel. lived here in 2063

@ Internet –> 100m

How many times has your teenaged daughter said "like" today? 2670243

HITCHHIKERS MAY BE ESCAPING INMATES

HAND CAR WASH

Get A BRAIN! MORANS – GO USA

First Iraq Then France Then Hollywood Then You Hippies!

Connecticut Welcomes You – Birthplace of George W. Bush – We Apologize

BE PREPARED FOR THE UNEXPECTED

Babies and Children – BUY 2 GET 3 FREE!

- Tim

WiFE -> HAS -> BEEN KiDNAPPEd!, -> IM SHORT -> .98 -> FOR -> RANSOM!.

Homeless Jedi!

NEED MONEY TO GET DRUNK SO THAT 2 WOMEN CAN TAKE ME HOME AND MOLEST ME

16 WIVES 7 HUNGRY DOGS 3 THIN CATS 25 KIDS AND STILL-HORNY PLEASE HELP WITH LOOSE CHANGE

HELP ME – I AM A DISABLED CLONE WAR VET NEED $$$ TO BUILD DETH STAR

GIVE ME SOME MONEY, OR I’LL KICK YOU IN THE FACE!

CHECKS NO LONGER ACCEPTED FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:

HOMELESS BILL NEEDS RICH WOMAN

WHY LIE!! I NEED A COLD BEER

NEED CASH FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH

LET’S DO LUNCH U-BUY

OBAMA AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS CHANGE

WILL – CUSS OUT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW (FOR A DOLLAR)

SPENT ALL MY $$ ON CARDBOARD AND MARKER

Time Traveller Help! Need $$ for New Flux Capacitor

REPLACED BY CGI – PLEASE HELP

homeless + hungry God bless!!!!! PayPal: 40dude@gmail.com

NEED GAS MONEY FOR MY HUMMER – GOD BLESS!

NiNJA’S KiLLED MY FAMiLY – NEED MONEY FOR Kung-Fu LESSONS.

Will Take Verbal Abuse For $1.00

WiLL CODE HTML FOR FOOD – PLEASE HELP - GOD BLESS YOU!

BETCHA CANT HIT ME WITH A QUARTER!

I used to be a MEDIA PLANNER at a NYC Ad Agency. but I got fired! Why? Because our client…

Please have change ready for homeless.

SUPPORT HOMELESS BEASTS ON THE STREETS. NOT JUST THE LOTTERY. YOU COULD BE HOMELESS SOMEDAY.

A VIETNAM VET WAS HERE NOT ANY MORE. HE RECEIVED THE BENEFITS HE DESERVED.