Tim The Thief » relationships

Commercial: Don’t Mess With My Newspaper

Tim — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:46:33 +0000

This funny newspaper commercial is about newspapers and romance. Which is more important?

- Tim

Song: Its All Because The Gays Are Getting Married

Tim — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:21:15 +0000

This funny little song blames all of the problems of the world on the gays. Got dumped? Fired? Now you know why…

- Tim

Dinner With The Mother-In-Law

Tim — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 07:33:24 +0000

A patient says: “Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: “Could you please pass the butter.” But instead I said: “You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life”.”

Porn For Women

Tim — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:22:21 +0000

Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative published the book "Porn for Women." According to them, they "asked women, young, old, rich, and poor, "What really, really gets you hot?" Armed with their findings, they worked day and night to create Porn for Women." Dream on! These are a few pictures are from their book. If you’re interested, you can purchase it from Amazon.com. Enjoy!

- Tim

Book cover: PORN FOR WOMEN

Don’t want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.

As long as I have legs to walk on, you’ll never have to take out the garbage.

I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black peper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.

Hold that thought a second, I want to pull over to ask for directions.

I don’t have to have a reason to bring you flowers.

Is that the baby? I’ll get her.

I know. Let’s take you shoe shopping!

Ooh, Look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we’ll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.

I like to get to these things before I have to be asked.