Turtle Mugging
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don’t know, it all [...]
Bob Arno: The Fastest Thief In The World
Bob Arno is from Sweden where at a young age, by watching the professional thieves he developed his pickpocketing skills. As a profession he is a comedy pickpocket entertainer (con-man comedy), does keynote speaking, and has other jobs in security. Bob Arno is one of the best thieves in the world and the fastest thief. [...]
Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson Go On A Camping Trip
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and [...]
