Tim The Thief » Russia

Space Pen

Tim — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 07:50:04 +0000

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

The Russians Are Coming! They Are A True Threat!

Tim — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:18:11 +0000

I don’t feel safe anymore and I won’t be able to sleep at night knowing that somewhere in Russian is a dangerous man in a little wagon with a gun! But seriously, what kind of training can they be doing? Maybe paroling the base? On their way to attack Georgia (again)?

- Tim

The Russians are coming!

Russia’s Response To The American Hamburger…

Tim — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 08:42:01 +0000

The Russian text reads: "Our response to the American hamburger!" It’s probably delicious, if caviar is your thing. But, I don’t think it will make it to the Dollar Menu…

- Tim

The caviarburger