- Tim

Lyrics:

This right wing witch is so unqualified
I feel like reason has just up and died
Howd he pick her as his running mate
How can this moron be a candidate

It starts in her toes, and goes up to her nose
Her stupidity flows, yes it really shows
How could no one have stopped her, she shoots wolves from a copter
How does she fit a gun into those panty hose

Even if you’re OK with McCain
You have to see this womans got no brain
She made the victims buy their own rape kits
Dan Quaile would crush her in a game of wits

It starts in her toes, and goes up to her nose
Her stupidity flows, yes it really shows
Joed have to finish that six pack to make sense of this she-quack
Hasnt taken her long to be completely exposed

What is there left to say,
Its an all you can eat dumb buffet
I just, hmmm

It starts in her toes, then she crinkles her nose
Her stupidity flows, yes it really shows
With that wink and that smile, oh, she is so vile now
Cant name one case other than Wade v. Roe

Its great that shes learned to say maverick, but
Shes more like Viper from that Top Gun flick
Shes Bush and Cheney in a drag disguise, an
Axis of evil runs between her thighs

It starts in her toes, and goes up to her nose
Her stupidity flows, yes it really shows
With that wink and that smile, oh, she is so vile now
What would she do, well, God only knows

Whatever, well never, well never bestow
The title of V.P. on this arctic shmo

- Tim

Lyrics:

Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so f*cking scared of you
As number 2

Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, I’m telling you
Oh man, were through

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me

Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies

Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This f*cking country’s up in smoke
Oh what a joke

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)

Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too

Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl who’s raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I don’t know
Where can we go

Chorus