The Russians Are Coming! They Are A True Threat!

Tim — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:18:11 +0000

I don’t feel safe anymore and I won’t be able to sleep at night knowing that somewhere in Russian is a dangerous man in a little wagon with a gun! But seriously, what kind of training can they be doing? Maybe paroling the base? On their way to attack Georgia (again)?

- Tim

The Russians are coming!

Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson Go On A Camping Trip

Tim — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 03:51:28 +0000

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

- Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
- Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
- Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
- Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
- Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Tim The Thief » sleep

The Russians Are Coming! They Are A True Threat!

Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson Go On A Camping Trip