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		<title>Bar Insults</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, &#8220;I slept with your mother!&#8221; The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first yells, &#8220;I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!&#8221; The other says, &#8220;Go home dad you&#8217;re drunk.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>The other says, &ldquo;<em><strong>Go home dad you&rsquo;re drunk.</strong></em>&rdquo;</p>
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