Tim The Thief » women

The Funniest DUI Test

Tim — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:47:21 +0000

This drunk cowboy sure has dance moves! It seems that alcohol enhanced his dance skills, but subtracted from his intelligence. I guess its true that if you drive drunk, you will get caught. One way or an— yourself?

- Tim

Porn For Women

Tim — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:22:21 +0000

Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative published the book "Porn for Women." According to them, they "asked women, young, old, rich, and poor, "What really, really gets you hot?" Armed with their findings, they worked day and night to create Porn for Women." Dream on! These are a few pictures are from their book. If you’re interested, you can purchase it from Amazon.com. Enjoy!

- Tim

Book cover: PORN FOR WOMEN

Don’t want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.

As long as I have legs to walk on, you’ll never have to take out the garbage.

I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black peper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.

Hold that thought a second, I want to pull over to ask for directions.

I don’t have to have a reason to bring you flowers.

Is that the baby? I’ll get her.

I know. Let’s take you shoe shopping!

Ooh, Look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we’ll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.

I like to get to these things before I have to be asked.

Crazy California Chick: Genius Solutions To States Problems

Tim — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:46:11 +0000

This lady from Santa Cruz California has some genius solutions for the problems that their state is having. It’s amazing that the city council heard her out and listened to her for that long…

- Tim

PETA: Sexy Terrorists

Tim — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:58:17 +0000

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is organizing more and more protests and each protest seems to outdo the last. While its nice when beautiful girls show off their bodies, but how does it help animals? PETA seems to be willing to give up everything for their animal cause; maybe even their lives? This makes me wonder if they care more about animals or if they care more about having a "cause" and being part of something. PETA members are psychos and their Vice President MaryBeth Sweetland is a hypocrite. She has diabetes and is the exception to own rule/belief about using animal by-products. The insulin she takes was tested on animals prior to it being used on humans and insulin contains animal by-products. The way PETA sees things, humans life seems to be worth less than Fluffy’s or Smokey’s. Yes, very crazy. Too bad looks are deceiving, right? Whatever you do, never date or marry a vegan unless you are one! (Vegans do not consume any animal products or by-products. Vegetarians do not consume meat, poultry, fish, or seafood.)

- Tim

Save the Planet – Go Vegetarian.

VEGETARIANS MAKE BETTER LOVERS

Meat Is Murder

THE NAKED TRUTH: KFC TORTURES CHICKS – Boycott KFC

GLUE TRAPS HURT

Clean Your Conscience: Go VEGETARIAN

Turn Your Back on Fur

We’d Rather Go Naked than Wear Fur

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Bullfighting

Funny Homeless Bum Signs

Tim — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 05:51:39 +0000

Most of these of homeless bums may be broke and down on their luck… Ah, who am I kidding? 99% of them have mental illnesses or other disorders… There are so many organizations out there to help them and all they have to do is accept the help. BUT, on a positive note… Some homeless bums are creative and funny!

- Tim

WiFE -> HAS -> BEEN KiDNAPPEd!, -> IM SHORT -> .98 -> FOR -> RANSOM!.

Homeless Jedi!

NEED MONEY TO GET DRUNK SO THAT 2 WOMEN CAN TAKE ME HOME AND MOLEST ME

16 WIVES 7 HUNGRY DOGS 3 THIN CATS 25 KIDS AND STILL-HORNY PLEASE HELP WITH LOOSE CHANGE

HELP ME – I AM A DISABLED CLONE WAR VET NEED $$$ TO BUILD DETH STAR

GIVE ME SOME MONEY, OR I’LL KICK YOU IN THE FACE!

CHECKS NO LONGER ACCEPTED FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:

HOMELESS BILL NEEDS RICH WOMAN

WHY LIE!! I NEED A COLD BEER

NEED CASH FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH

LET’S DO LUNCH U-BUY

OBAMA AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS CHANGE

WILL – CUSS OUT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW (FOR A DOLLAR)

SPENT ALL MY $$ ON CARDBOARD AND MARKER

Time Traveller Help! Need $$ for New Flux Capacitor

REPLACED BY CGI – PLEASE HELP

homeless + hungry God bless!!!!! PayPal: 40dude@gmail.com

NEED GAS MONEY FOR MY HUMMER – GOD BLESS!

NiNJA’S KiLLED MY FAMiLY – NEED MONEY FOR Kung-Fu LESSONS.

Will Take Verbal Abuse For $1.00

WiLL CODE HTML FOR FOOD – PLEASE HELP - GOD BLESS YOU!

BETCHA CANT HIT ME WITH A QUARTER!

I used to be a MEDIA PLANNER at a NYC Ad Agency. but I got fired! Why? Because our client…

Please have change ready for homeless.

SUPPORT HOMELESS BEASTS ON THE STREETS. NOT JUST THE LOTTERY. YOU COULD BE HOMELESS SOMEDAY.

A VIETNAM VET WAS HERE NOT ANY MORE. HE RECEIVED THE BENEFITS HE DESERVED.

When Men Cook…

Tim — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:54:02 +0000

A common misconception is that men can’t cook. This is widely believed by and spread by, women. LIES! A lot of men can cook! It’s just that they’re probably not the best for the job…

- Tim

When men cook…